Have a chuckle…..

1. Why do they only eat one egg for breakfast in France? Because in France, one egg is an oeuf.

2. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

3. What do you call someone with jelly in one ear and custard in the other? A trifle deaf.

4. What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing. It just let out a little whine.

5. How do you approach an angry welsh cheese? Caerphilly.

6. What is small, red and whispers? A hoarse raddish.

7. What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold? Cashews! 

8. What’s the difference between pea soup and roast beef?  Anyone can roast beef.

9. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef

10. If beer nuts cost one dollar, how much do deer nuts cost? Under a buck.

🙂

Sorry, I can hear the groans! Go on then,  tell me one of yours…