Bum, bottom, butt, ass, booty, derriere, rear end, backside, tush, buns……….

What ever you call you bum, many of us are infatuated with it; is it too big? is it too small? does my bum look big in this?

There seem to be two distinct camps; those that sit in the ‘we would love a smaller bum’  camp and the ‘bigger the bum the better’ camp.

Very big buttocks, now I mean VERY BIG, have been popular in hip-hop videos for years.  This post is not about the history of hip hop since  Sir Mix-a-Lot did  ‘Baby Got Back‘ in the 1990’s (although that is now going round me head……..I like big butts and I cannot lie………..) and there will be no twerking please.  It’s about the health implications of big buts………

Now from my point of view, big bums are better but I read in the news this morning this is not always the case.

BBC Health News – Why big buttocks can be bad for your health

It is refreshing to read about cultures that are not obsessed with thinness. Many countries embrace curves; in South Africa, Fiji and Jamaica the drive is not for stick-like figures. Instead, curves are a positive sign of health (thinness is associated with illness), of wealth and it is much more socially acceptable / preferable.  Now there are extremes to this side of the coin too; the story in the news today reports the obsession with big buttocks in Venezuela; mostly driven by the desire to be like a Barbie Doll due to the popularity of beauty pageants.

So Western influences are still creeping in whereby women will go to any extreme to help them achieve ‘perfection’.  Here, women are injecting themselves with silicon fillers.  Now this is not an implant, the silicon is injected freely into the desired area.  The problem with this is that it migrates to other parts of the body (legs, back, genitals) causing severe pain and disability.  Banned in 2012, this procedure is still obviously available on the black market and as a result people are having limbs amputated or a dying as a result of unregulated practice. Scary stuff!

Apples vs Pears


So as I said, big bums (that are natural!) are best – the shape of your bum (and your body for that matter) is a very good indicator of your overall health status. A bigger bum and hips combined with a smaller waist gives you the lowest health risk profile:

Generally, people can be classified into 2 groups – apples or pears.


Apples describe people who tend to carry fat around their middle (thinking of the portly body shape, beer belly / belly overhang).  Typically men tend to be in this group (sorry guys).  Unfortunately, this fat deposition is not so healthy as the fat also tends to be deposited around some of the main organs (liver, heart etc) and this increases the risk of developing Type 2 diabetes and heart disease.


Women tend to be more pear-shaped; carrying fat around the hips, bum and thighs the fat is deposited in more peripheral parts of the body and away from the main core organs.  This is good for 2 reasons:

  1. Fat around your hips, bum and thighs is good for fertility and reproductive function
  2. You are less likely to develop Type 2 diabetes or heart disease as the fat does not get deposited around your middle.

Don’t get me wrong there are always going to be exceptions to the rule (women can be apple-shaped, men can be pears) but much of the shape is determined by the release of male / female hormones.

How can I check my body shape?

  1. Look in the mirror (Oh God!)
  2. Measure your waist
  3. Measure you height
  4. Check against the Ashwell Shape Chart:


 If the picture’s a bit blurred and small, have a look here for more info and how to read your score.

Also, just your waist circumference on its own will tell you a lot about your risk of diabetes – you can test yourself here on Diabetes UK website.

You have a higher risk of health problems if your waist size is (taken from NHS Choices)

  • more than 94cm (37 inches) if you’re a man
  • more than 80cm (31.5 inches) if you’re a woman

Your risk of health problems is even higher if your waist size is:

  • more than 102cm (40 inches) if you’re a man
  • more than 88cm (34.5 inches) if you’re a woman

Sorry if you are just reading this after eating the last of your chocolate Easter eggs, I realise this is bad timing but hey ho 😉

Just in case you can’t remember Baby Got Back, or never watched that episode of Friends………here it is…………Now it can get stuck in your head too!

p.s. not many pictures today – I got too disturbed looking for example big bum / tummy images 😮




Chocolate fact of the day no.5

 Chocolate could lower our risk of diabetes?

Whoops, this was published yesterday by mistake without me even finishing it! Lets try again…………….

Earlier this month, the Daily Mail reported that ‘eating dark  chocolate can improve thinking, decrease appetite and lower blood pressure‘. So this is where I have been going wrong all this time, I must eat more chocolate?!

I hold nothing against Daily Mail readers BUT as I often say to my students, you need to read between the lines when reading newspaper articles.  All too often the press give an over-simplistic viewpoint and in this case, potentially misleading information. According to Wikipedia (another not-always-so-reliable-source in my eyes) the Daily Mail has an average daily circulation of 1,708,006 copies with a daily readership of ~ 3.95 million – that’s an awful lot of people being taken down the wrong path!


Type 2 Diabetes is very much associated with diet and lifestyle.  It occurs as a result of excess Calorie consumption; each time we eat, we release insulin whose job it is to get glucose from our blood stream into our cells (so they can use it for energy).  Overeating (particularly excess sugar) means that our body releases loads of insulin and over time, we start to become unresponsive to it.  If insulin no longer works effectively in our body we are unable to regulate our blood sugar levels properly and we end up with high blood sugar – this is diabetes. In the UK, ~ 2.9 million people are affected by diabetes and 90% of these suffer from type 2 (Type 1 is less common and is quite different; as a result of the body not producing insulin at all).

The Mail referred to the original article, published in the Journal of Agricultural and Food Chemistry and revealed that an antioxidant in cocoa can prevent mice from gaining weight and that it also lowered their blood sugar levels, so they concluded dark chocolate could help prevent Type 2 Diabetes.  I have a problem with this and must say these are very premature assumptions that these effects will directly translate to humans and that even then the effect would be significant.  The antioxidant they talked about was a type of flavonoid (see yesterday’s blog) called ‘oligomeric procyanidins’, or PC for short. Apparently, these flavonoids appear to possess the greatest  anti-diabetic properties of all the polyphenols in cocoa but I don’t think this means we should all rush out and fill the cupboards with it……..not just yet!

I think we need to be cautious with these findings, certainly until we hear about further supportive evidence and remember that chocolate is still a food that could contribute to the development of Type 2 Diabetes; no matter what type of chocolate we’re eating, it will cause your blood sugar levels to rise and in light of this it’s best to limit chocolate consumption to small amounts. We need to bear in mind that any potential benefit can easily outweighed with excessive consumption.

Secondly, the calorific content of chocolate is relatively high and therefore over-consumption of chocolate could lead to weight gain, leading to obesity which also raises the risk of heart disease.  A proven method of reducing your risk of type 2 diabetes is to maintain a healthy weight, and contrary to media reports, a diet rich chocolate is not going to help you with that.

To give you an idea of what I mean, here is the fat and sugar content of the different types of chocolate.  I am not on commission for Green and Blacks, this is just the information I found (on Tesco’s website) –

Green and Blacks 85% DARK  (per 100g)

Calories 630. Carbohydrate 22.2g of which Sugars 13.8g Fat 53.5g

Green and Blacks MILK (per 100g)

Calories 545. Carbohydrate 50.4g of which Sugars 47.9g Fat 32.6g

Green and Blacks WHITE (per 100g)

Calories 580, Carbohydrate 51.3g of which Sugars 51.3g, Fat 38.2g

So even ‘just’ 40g (a typical chocolate bar amount) of the 85% cocoa bar contains ~21g fat (that’s nearly a third of a women’s daily fat allowance of 75g).  Interestingly this particular brand of dark chocolate contains the most Calories and fat, yet there we were, all thinking that dark chocolate is the best.  It might be in terms of flavonoid and tryptophan content but perhaps less is more should be the mantra with chocolate.

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You will see over half the white chocolate is just sugar (that’s 20.5g sugar in a 40g bar, equivalent to >4 teaspoons of the white stuff :-/ ) and the milk chocolate is not far off that either.  This is not good for stabilising your blood sugar levels and certainly not good for reducing your risk of developing type 2 diabetes in the long term.  Cadbury’s Dairy Milk has always been advertised as containing ‘a glass and a half of milk in every half pound bar of chocolate‘.  This marketing makes chocolate appear to be a good choice? that it could be viewed as a good source of milk, that it might even be good for you…..I am thinking of the old ‘Guinness is good for you’ advert (no that’s not true either!) So beware of advertising and marketing ploys, chocolate needs to be consumed in small amounts; foods in moderation are fine in my book.

What about diabetic chocolate?

Generally speaking, diabetic chocolate is made by replacing some or all of the sugar content with artificial sweeteners like maltitol or sorbitol.  Sweeteners are often 100’s-1000’s of times sweeter than sugar but they do not get absorbed in the gut, hence the 0 Calories value.  Oddly enough they can give quite a bitter taste and some people just can’t stand the taste of them.  We do need to be a bit careful too as sweeteners can have a laxative effect and you will certainly find this out if you eat too many of them!  Some people find diabetic chocolate to be a good alternative compared with regular chocolate, however many with diabetes find diabetic chocolate to not have enough redeeming benefits and that a little bit of the real stuff, as part of a healthy diet is a better choice.


So have a bit of the good stuff and enjoy it!

Happy Easter 🙂

Oh and I have only just found the buttons on here that mean I can change my font size, text colour and all sorts. Its only taken me 2 weeks, but at least I can make my posts look a bit more fancy now!