It’s National Biscuit Day!

My mummy is very bizzy now as she is marking lotz of papers and duz not have time to do her blog rite now. I am L my mummyz little boy and I thort I cud write sumthing for her insted. Akchewally I am not so little coz I waz 2 on munday! I am a big boy and very clever becoz mummy duz not no I can tipe on ย her compooter. I pretend to just bash the keez but I doo really no what I am dooing ๐Ÿ˜‰

So mummy tellz me today is Nashonal Biskit Day! I luv biskits! If I am a good boy I get a biskit. I dont no y my mummy duz not give me more biskits becoz I am alwayz good. My mummy must be very good all the time coz she eats lotz!

I no where mummy hidez them and I oftn hold her hand and take her too the majic cupbord but she tellz me there are nun left. ย We must have mouses in ar house becoz I see her by them at the shopz. This duz not make me happee. I lie on the floor and make water come out of my eyez but mummy just lookz at me. She says I can hav a narna but that iz not nise like a biskit! Sumtimez she gives me a bredstik and expektz me to eet that. I am not stoopid mummy!

Nanny gives me biskits. I love nanny. She gives me speshal wuns with chocolate in mmmmm ๐Ÿ™‚ Or wuns with a jammy middel. We dont tell mummy this. Wen I eat my biskit I nibble it very slowlee and make it larst mmmm

If I woz allowed biskits all the time I wud gro intoo an eeven bigger and cleverer boy! Here ar my favorate biskits!

  • Anyfing chocolate
  • Custard Creem
  • Jammy Dodger
  • Malted Milk
  • Nice biskit

I dunt no how many biskits there ar in the wurld but I want to try more! So wen my mummy getz home I will ask her. I hope you av abiskit today and it iz nise ๐Ÿ™‚

Happee biskit day!